24 lines
757 B
JavaScript
24 lines
757 B
JavaScript
const bot = require('bbot');
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const exec = require('child_process').exec;
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const fs = require('fs');
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bot.global.text({ contains: ['vtfn','si tes pas content','si t\'es pas content'] }, (b) => b.respond(":arrow_right: https://vatefairecuireunnem.com/"), {
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id: 'joke-vtfn'
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})
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bot.global.text({ contains: ['biz présente toi'] }, (b) => b.respond(":arrow_right: https://matiou.biz"), {
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id: 'joke-presente'
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})
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// L'infernal matiou sur les MLC ...
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let bizbi = fs.readFileSync('./src/inc/repliques-mlc.txt', 'utf8');
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bizbi = bizbi.split('\n')
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function randomize(toRand) {
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resultRand = toRand[Math.floor(Math.random()*toRand.length)]
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return resultRand;
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}
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bot.global.text({ contains: ['mlc'] }, (b) => b.respond(randomize(bizbi)), {
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id: 'joke-presente'
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})
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