Comments on: Welcome (Back!) Erlich Bachman!

By: Cooker

Cooker — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 06:05:05 +0000

Erlich,

I lost your email and your phone has been shut off. I tried BROing you in Dinesh’s Cousin’s app but have not been BROed back. If you’re reading this (which we all know you are), I would like to offer you your former Astroport title and position at http://www.conexticon.com. If this is of interest to you, have your people contact my people. I am willing to offer ownership shares and unlimited coconut water.

Good day sir.

By: Blumpkin

Blumpkin — Wed, 15 Jun 2016 13:49:13 +0000

booooooo Blachman did not suffer enough, sorcerer of douchebaggery!

By: aaon

aaon — Wed, 15 Jun 2016 04:30:03 +0000

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By: Peter Gregory

Peter Gregory — Wed, 15 Jun 2016 02:25:05 +0000

I just sold my stake in LinkedIn. It went — well.
Everybody else was busy investing in teriyaki souce — hm. [giggle]
Monica will visit me on my island for a deal proposal? Hope it won’t be — annoying.

By: Prometheus

Prometheus — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 15:18:54 +0000

So back to the begining

By: A Fan

A Fan — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 04:02:51 +0000

Dear Ehrlich,

Where did you get that pipe from?

Thanks in advance.

By: Totoro97

Totoro97 — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:47:13 +0000

Haha!

By: Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 20:11:57 +0000

Is your refrigerator running?

By: Dat Boi

Dat Boi — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:37:01 +0000

Lmao

By: Yan Jiang

Yan Jiang — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 06:04:09 +0000

Hey Bachman, we have your Tiki Head. If you want it back in one piece, it will cost you $20,000 in cash, unmarked bills, varying denominations. And a pied piper jacket, size XL. Wait for instructions; we know where to find you…