zeg1jeux/lib/Fred.class.php

<?php

class Fred {
	
	private $gatewayProtocol = 'http';

	private $gatewayDomain = 'libra.copylaradio.com';
	// private $gatewayDomain = 'aries.copylaradio.com';
	// private $gatewayDomain = 'astroport.localhost';

	private $gatewayPort = '1234';

	private $gatewayDelay = 3;

	private $gatewayMaxRounds = 1;

	public function __construct () {

	}

	public function donneMoiLAdresseIPDuServeurQuiHebergeMonTiddlyWiki ($salt, $pepper) {

	}

	public function donneMoiLaPutainDeClefIPNS ($prenomNom, $nomDuChienSuivieDeLaDateDeNaissanceDeJohnnyHallyday) {

		$salt = $prenomNom;
		$pepper = $nomDuChienSuivieDeLaDateDeNaissanceDeJohnnyHallyday;

		$query = 'salt='. urlencode($salt) .'&pepper='. urlencode($pepper);

		$page1 = file_get_contents($this->gatewayProtocol . '://'. $this->gatewayDomain .':' . $this->gatewayPort . '/?' . $query);
		
		if (empty($page1)) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû récupérer la putain de première page.");
		}

		preg_match("`url='([^']+)'`isU", $page1, $matches);

		$url = $matches[1];

		$opts2 = array(
			'http'=>array(
				'method'=>"GET",
				'header'=>"Accept-language: fr\r\n",
				'follow_location' => 0
			)
		);

		$context2 = stream_context_create($opts2);

		$page2 = false;
		$rounds = 0;

		while (($page2 === false) and $rounds < $this->gatewayMaxRounds) {

			sleep($this->gatewayDelay);
			// echo "\n\n\nround n°" . $rounds . "\n";

			$page2 = @file_get_contents($url, false, $context2);

			// echo '<pre>'. print_r(htmlspecialchars($page2), true) . '</pre>';

			$rounds++;
		}
		
		if ($page2 === false) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû me connecter à ". $url ." pour récupérer la putain de deuxième page.");
		
		} else if (empty($page2)) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû récupérer la putain de deuxième page.");
		}

		preg_match("`url='.*/ipns/([^']+)'`isU", $page2, $matches);

		$ipnsKey = $matches[1];

		return $ipnsKey;
	}

	public function donneMoiSesPutainDeMessagesGchange ($prenomNom, $nomDuChienSuivieDeLaDateDeNaissanceDeJohnnyHallyday, $gchangeName) {


		$salt = $prenomNom;
		$pepper = $nomDuChienSuivieDeLaDateDeNaissanceDeJohnnyHallyday;

		$query = 'salt='. $salt .'&pepper='. $pepper . '&messaging=' . $gchangeName;

		$url = $this->gatewayProtocol . '://'. $this->gatewayDomain .':' . $this->gatewayPort . '/?' . $query;

		// echo '<pre>'; var_dump(htmlspecialchars($url)); echo '</pre>';

		$page1 = file_get_contents($url);

		if (empty($page1)) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû récupérer la putain de première page.");
		}

		// echo '<pre>'; var_dump(htmlspecialchars($page1)); echo '</pre>';

		preg_match("`url='([^']+)'`isU", $page1, $matches);

		$url = $matches[1];
		
		// echo '<pre>'; var_dump($url); echo '</pre>';

		$page2 = '';
		$rounds = 0;

		while (empty($page2) and $rounds < $this->gatewayMaxRounds) {

			sleep($this->gatewayDelay);
			$page2 = file_get_contents($url);

			$rounds++;
		}

		if (empty($page2)) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû récupérer la putain de deuxième page.");
		}
		
		// echo '<pre>'; var_dump(htmlspecialchars($page2)); echo '</pre>';

		$json = $page2;
		
		return json_decode($json);

	}
	
	public function donneMoiSaPutaindeG1Pub ($prenomNom, $nomDuChienSuivieDeLaDateDeNaissanceDeJohnnyHallyday) {


		$salt = $prenomNom;
		$pepper = $nomDuChienSuivieDeLaDateDeNaissanceDeJohnnyHallyday;

		$query = 'salt='. urlencode($salt) .'&pepper='. urlencode($pepper) . '&g1pub=on';

		$url = $this->gatewayProtocol . '://'. $this->gatewayDomain .':' . $this->gatewayPort . '/?' . $query;

		// echo '<pre>'; var_dump(htmlspecialchars($url)); echo '</pre>';

		$opts = array(
			'http'=>array(
				'method'=>"GET",
				'header'=>"Accept-language: fr\r\n",
				'follow_location' => 0
			)
		);

		$context = stream_context_create($opts);

		$page1 = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);


		if (empty($page1)) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû récupérer la putain de première page.");
		}

		// die('<pre>' . htmlspecialchars($page1) . '</pre>');

		preg_match("`url='([^']+)'`isU", $page1, $matches);

		// die(
		// 	'<pre>' . htmlspecialchars($page1) . '</pre>' . 
		// 	'<pre>' . print_r($matches, true) . '</pre>'
		// );

		$url = $matches[1];

		// die('<pre>' . var_dump($url, true) . '</pre>');

		$opts2 = array(
			'http'=>array(
				'method'=>"GET",
				'header'=>"Accept-language: fr\r\n",
				'follow_location' => 0
			)
		);

		$context2 = stream_context_create($opts2);

		$page2 = '';

		$rounds = 0;

		while (empty($page2) and $rounds < $this->gatewayMaxRounds) {

			sleep($this->gatewayDelay);

			$page2 = file_get_contents($url, false, $context2);

			$rounds++;
		}

		if (empty($page2)) {

			throw new Exception("J'ai pas pû récupérer la putain de deuxième page.");
		}

		preg_match("`url='.*/user/([^']+)/'`isU", $page2, $matches);

		$gchangeId = $matches[1];

		return $gchangeId;
	}
}