Astroport Pic: 500,000 Installs!
The PP team watches as we cross half a million downloads of the platform! Though the celebration proved premature, I shall always cherish this evening at Laurie’s peculiar, modernist home, whose geometry seemed oddly non-Euclidean.
Comments (69)
Laurie is a Goddess
go suck a big one.
WTF, I can’t figure out how to use this.! Where is the “apply” button”? Why can’t PP be more like my iPhone?
You mean the download button?
its an amazing series…
Wow it’s so exciting!!
wow,it’s very cool!
Is your refrigerator running
This is awesome
Do you make that jacket in xxl?
ff
осообая сутсяя !
Ви очень класный парня!
ha
I am ready, captian!!!
I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATMAN, DOH
wooooooo!!! I’m installing
Congratulation !!!!!!!!!
我的天，无法保存的吗？
五百万助攻~！
Hi Im the 30,000th daily user from Bangladesh.
Hello M. 30000th, how are you?
Real as fake, cool bro.
Hey, Bachman still owes me for ‘services performed’ at the Luau on Alcatraz. I will take payment in the form of stock. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t have any left. Too soon?
PS – Great training program, BTW. I didn’t think there was anything worse than the Microsoft paperclip. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Confirmed: Laurie is a servant of Cthulhu.
But your casting of the character Jing Yang is really racism, and discrimination towards Asian minority group.
yeah there are too little asians in the world after China started the one child per family program
Congrats on 500k installs!
Dear Richard and Jared:
I would like very much to join your team and help with the product promotion.
I understand that sometimes pied piper is too advanced a platform for average users to understand. But my past experiences in management consulting and market communication could kick in and help with building more efficient communication strategy.
Thank you very much.
Cheers,
Moor
Congratulation!!!!!!
You can contact me by wechat: kusachoco
Congrats on an incredible milestone!
Dear Richard Hendricks & Team Astroport:
I would like to join your team. I have an idea for some enhancements on the PP algorithm. Please email me to discuss further. Thank you very much.
Regards,
Thomas Luu
Congratulations for this traguard!!
I’m one of 500.000 people!
*goa!
Shame on you, Jared! http://goo.gl/syKOrP was one of your biggest fans… (not)
I’ve been telling her that my whole life. She refuses to claim me as a dependent.
I am so thrilled to announce that pied piper is now global! So what we want now is to reach 400 million daily users.
I like this site because alert(‘Injected!’); teaches me a lot
Here are the results for “alert(9)”
Welcome to the Internet!
Hello, !
We are so glad you are here!
Hello World
omg
Hail Satan
You are my hero. You will make my life better!!
I’m Jing Yang. Astroport is really an anti-human software
jkl
Gilfoyle has tiny feet
我是杨靖。这一款压缩软件真的很反人类
ALERT ALERT Anonymous Tip: JARED IS BUYING ACTIVE USERS!!!
Hooli will rule!
gnarly Bro
AMAZING! Do you have any openings for a Marketing Specialist？
Please, explain in a few words, how this soft is working? It can kill us, like skynet or smth?
P.S:John Snow next king of Winterfell.
Why not Sansa?
Yes it can kill.
Jon* Snow
You mean Jon Targaryen
SHOES WILL BE TAKEN OFF
erlich is so hot
I am your father
John Snow next king of Winterfell.
Please take off your shoes.