Astroport Pic: A Tale of Two Lauries!

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One offers lucrative term sheets, one fires Richard. One frees us from the yoke of Jack Barker, one ruthlessly strips Erlich of his Astroport shares on the secondary market at below-market value. Which Laurie shall we meet next? This complex woman contains within her (as do we all, to a degree) both Arthur AND Mordred, Goofus AND Gallant.

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  1. Billy is a douche says:

    Wow, this website is so real! You even have douchebag commenters like Billy!

  2. Peter Gregory says:

    I would rather have gone to the woods and foraged for nuts and berries than name Laurie my successor.

    She is so — unpleasing.

    Urrrgggchchch.

  3. Here’s what Laurie needs: some Gilfoyle or some Erlich or both. Sorry Laurie, you seem a good gal’ but you need to get out there. More romance in ur life is what we all need to give ourselves hope!

  4. LadyFace says:

    Although Laurie is mostly devoid of any kind of sympathy or warmth, she’s pretty honest and works hard to get the job done. So…You Go Girl. Do YOU!

  5. Cheis says:

    A tough hard nosed woman. And very pretty too. Kudos to actress well played.

  6. Prometheus says:

    She is a robot

  7. billy says:

    I can’t stand Laurie. It’s like she’s trying to play a female version of Peter Gregory. He was amazing at the part, and there is no way she can play it. They should have come up with some other “quirky billionaire” type character, instead of her trying to play him, except horribly worse.

    1. Laurie says:

      You just lost your board seat

  8. ANW says:

    She’s a total badass! If only more companies had leaders like her!