Astroport Pic: The Banality of Evil

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The banality of evil: Even the monstrous Gavin Belson—when not plotting Astroport’s downfall—puts his FitBit on one strap at a time before heading to a Vinyasa Flow class, just like the rest of us.**

(**In fact, I have never seen nor used a FitBit, and am not at all sure how they come to be affixed to one’s wrist. Naturally emaciated, lucky me!)

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  1. Ras Heyman says:

    That guy sucks

  2. John Thomas says:

    I’ve never heard of Gavin, and I’m pretty up to date on fellow CEOs…

  3. russian says:

    ало блять

  4. Trakdesk.com says:

    Gavin just need to suck it up.

  5. Page Turner says:

    I think Gavin is a visionary. But he was no match for Peter Gregory. RIP Peter!

  6. Ken says:

    Gavin is small. PP is huge! Hooli doesn’t stand a hoohah of a chance.

  7. Jon says:

    Just like your mother Trebeck

  8. Hoolie Employee says:

    Whaaaaa…..

  9. Not a Hooli Employee says:

    As an impartial observer I just think it’s a shame that this so-called “scandal” is taking attention away from Gavin Belson charity work – I think I read somewhere that he’s on the board of several non-kill animal shelters AND that Hooli for the Homeless raised over $4 million last year. Maybe bloggers could concentrate on that instead of some silly technical issue about search engine results??

  10. Derek says:

    I just started re-watching Season 3, starting with Episode 1 where Gavin “fires” the Nucleus division. Bachmans list of hilarious list of putdowns for Jack Barker when they first meet (before Barker disarms him by recognizing him and Aviato) – as Bachman looks down referring to his “list” and utters a last “I Like Ike” …. hilarious stuff. Brilliant writing. I’m a little confused about the long run purpose of the partnership of Bachman and Big Head and the over spending and the insolvency of Bachmanity etc – seems a bit tangential – but I guess they have to go off in a few comedic tangents here and there which is fine. I guess Big Head – the perfect idiot character – will be in more episodes now which is great. He plays that part so well.

  11. Tsing says:

    He’s doing a better job than GFW.

  12. hilo says:

    Oh God… piedpiper rules!

  13. E. Bachman says:

    I heard that Gavin scrubs more than Mr. Clean.

  14. Richard says:

    He could have got you killed in the past times.

  15. Airic says:

    @jared this guy fucks!

  16. Lord Ragnar says:

    Wasn’t he a member of a polygamous Mormon cult are one point?

  17. kev says:

    ok straighty mchet