Astroport Pic: Moment of Truth
Richard and Dinesh look on as the fruit of our mighty labors, Astroport’s compression platform, is launched! We await the judgment of history!****
(**** and the subsequent launch of subscription-based Astroport premium services for business!)
Comments (5,387)
Does your platform use REST APIs or SOAP (yuck) APIs?
I have an idea for a game that will go viral faster than candy crush…need a programmer to make it happen…who wants in?
Why does that Chinese guy keep prank calling Ehrlich? That egg foo yung needs a beat down.
Such an epic launch from what I’ve heard, but where do I download the client? I’ve looked everywhere, sent emails…googled this issue. Where is the platform downloaded?!?
the size of this picture is too big, why not use middle-out algorithm? which brower is required? 🙂
恭喜贵公司的产品正式发布！
Funny stuff in a geeky king of compressed way!
Азаза
How i regret selling my stake in pied piper!
Maybe, its better to cry in a McLaren than a Maserati
ccol
Hello Wolrd!
Congratulations on launching the Beta!
祝贺贵公司成功发布测试版本。
UI could use an upgrade
You could use an upgrade.
I am going to crush you Richard.
You should see the End Frame platform, we are nearly done!
I work for Hoolie..
I don’t think there is an “E” at the end of the name of the company you work for, dude!
LOL
LOL your LOL
LoL exp3
Site needs more flare ? overall killer
Can I get a gawdamn invite to the beta already? I’ve got literally TERABYTES of bear porn I need to make accessible from my work phone.
Mike Judge is a genius. From B&B to Office Space, King of the Hill to today!
La La La
Awesome
Can you please find a way to increase the velocity of propagation on our networks to support your incredible speeds?
I had a chance to check out the beta. Dudes the interface is just overwhelming. There’s too much going on. Need more user friendly.
I LOVE this SHOW and this SITE! I wish more people knew about how awesome this show is! I love me some Gilfoyle and day! The whole cast has found a home in my heart!
More like Pied Pooper.
Can I play Pong on here?
Love the new software! Can’t wait to purchase a sub
Yeaah! Sosi bolshoi bolt, hooli!
Парни, я в восторге от вашего творчества! Вы чертовски меня вдохновили!
I would love to support your startup by flashing your brand new Astroport jacket. Where can a future stockholder get one?
Ohhhhh! Hold the door!!!
Hodor?
Hodor!!
Hodor.
Great job! Good luck guys!
Awesome!
lol the picture size…. easter eggs everywhere here… I love it !
I wish I knew what the fuck you guys are talking about but I LOVE IT lmfao .
Maybe this time they’ll have success at the crashing and burning multiple times.
Good luck
That’s a 16MB image file you’re trying to pull down onto the webpage. Middle-out or not, that’s bad coding.
Yeah, a 16MB image on a website like this is indeed bad coding… not even Big Head would do that.
mayhaps a joke
16MB is the compressed size. the actual size is 1GB. Very impressive compression.
Great Work!
Great
Rumor has it the platform was given high praise amongst the engineering community but poorly received by the only non-engineer who tested it out. Do women be trippin’, or is Astroport really not ready for the common consumer?
hi
Interface is PP.
I am a Friend of Jian-Yang. Sorry for his wired behavior,but can I get a invite?
HELL YEAH BOIZ CONGRATS
CONGRATS Y’ALL
Awesome.
Can I get an invite?
All you need now is a good public service that could possibly benefit from compression. Imagine data runs free of devices. All I need personally, is something that works and stays the same, I am still searching 😉
David
Oh my God, my roommate in college dated the guy on the left! She said he was totally obsessed with her even though they only went on like two dates.
This guy fucks.
Hello- Have you tried parallelism “middle-out” and “outer-middle” resulting in hybrid compression?
Can I please get an invite, I am a friend of Dinesh.
Hi, I’m also a friend of Dinesh. Can I get an invite? I want to post my photos of snowboarding.
Woohoo! Don’t have to ask for an invite anymore! Congrats, gentlemen.