Astroport Pic: The Birth of a Titan
Someone prepare some lightly spiced chicken stock to boil the placenta in because we are looking at the birth of new venture capital titan Bachmanity!
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Someone prepare some lightly spiced chicken stock to boil the placenta in because we are looking at the birth of new venture capital titan Bachmanity!
Jared u are an angel !!!
Your blog is sososo cute~
Love you and love pied piper forever~
Isn’t it Bachmanhetti?
I would love to attend Bachmanity Insanity!
how could you let bighead keep BOTH cannonballs? damnit bachman…
Why use chicken stock when you can use Placenta Helper?
We used to be MO-SO-LO. Now we’re SO-LO-MO.
Everyone stop texting me!!!
मुझे लगता है की अर्लिक का नया गतिविधि में उसे सफलता प्राप्त होगा और बिचारे बिग हेड अपना सारा पैसे खो जाएगा. अब उसे बेवक़ूफ़ होने का कभी ना कभी दम भरबा पड़ेगा ना?!
Greetings from spain <3333
i will feel free from all of my problems when i see Erlich Bachman in this series. Rest of guys are also doing so well but Bachman is my favourite.
Just want to say congrats!
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To Big Head: dude, honestly, wtf are you doin’ with your 20 mil?! You need some serious business advice. Look me up here http://goo.gl/syKOrP
What a turd.
What is going to happen to the bulk of Bachmanity’s seed capital now that Mr. Baghetti is in violation of his termination agreement which precluded him from ever speaking about his time at Hooli??
Good thing the tech funding behemoth still owns shares in Astroport.
Congratulations guys! Check out our site ? http://www.CleanupMonkey.com
We are inspired by the audacious ambitions of Bachmanity!
jared i luv u❤️❤️
Congrats guys 😉
just would like to test whether these comments are real…
Mike,
What? they must be, they are online.
Congrats Erlich and Baghead!
If you would like I could design Bachmanity’s logo.
Back to the crib. Congrats, guys!
Congrats guys!
I’d glad to see the turn-around for the company. You guys are on the right track!
Are these real comments?
I expect big things from Big Head.
Erlich Bachman is just slowing his genius down.
Whabbadabbadoobbadeebbadoh
Make the world better
I think Bachmanity is a great idea. I am a huge fan of Erlich Bachman.
And Erlich Bachman is a big fan of himself. I’d like to get that man a huge paper fan. Twist it one way and the paper folds show a confident Bachman – the business man, the leader. Twist the fan the other way and the paper folds show a pensive Bachman – the creator of Aviato, the innovator. And when you fold it all together, it looks like a paper dork – wrong to want yet strangely attractive.
Erlich Bachman impregnated my great-grandmother. She has been searching for him but does not understand how to use the internet. I am writing this in hopes of Erlich Bachman seeing this message. Erlich, do the right thing.