Astroport Pic: The Devil is in the Details

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Through the ministrations of Gilfoyle and his girlfriend Tara—both acolytes of the Prince of Lies—Richard was finally convinced to allow beta-testing of our platform!

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  1. StephieG says:

    I need the software to be able to tell me if my refrigerator is running and to be able to identify Mike Hunt. Can it do that?

  2. Was wondering if I could get a beta code from Dinesh?

  3. Tommy Fritz says:

    Is there an opensource alternative?

  4. willteeyang says:

    where can i download the beta?

  5. Adamstoy says:

    Ur Interface sucks!!

  6. Wei says:

    My wife bought a bag of rice which takes too much kitchen cabinet space – I would like to get more space for my ramen noodles. While I was browsing through the interface I didn’t know which option to go for, can you please help?

  7. Rick says:

    Great stuff! Just found a bug, when trying to resize a picture using Fourier-based interpolation method, is doing it using bicubic method. Other than that, everything is working flawless, Good Job!

  8. Gavin Belson says:

    Your beta is sub-par and very poorly developed, just like Astroport is as a whole. You know, a hundred years ago, men like me could have people like you killed, just like that! Do you think captains of industry like Andrew Carnegie or Cornelius Vanderbilt would have batted an eyelid? Times sure have changed…or have they?
    Anyway Richard, good luck having PiedPiper.com show up on any Hooli Search results. My compression engineers had a minor power-outage hiccup, but rest assured, they are well on their way to publishing a superior compression app and beating you losers to market.

    Namaste,

    Gavin Belson

  9. Justin Benoit says:

    Great job with the compression on this 18.4 MB jpg!

  10. Fred Dilly says:

    Shoutout to Fred Dilly

  11. Gees Mom says:

    I couldn’t get into the beta #sadface

  12. Godhand says:

    we r being nerdy … seriously.

  13. Bret S says:

    Guys, Im trying the beta and the only option for the photo resize is 10 cubic spline? Fix the bugs!

  14. Michael Z says:

    wow

  15. Creamofsomeyoungguy says:

    You guys ROCK! Middle out compression is one of the best theories we have out there in the ever saturated technological quagmire.

  16. PP Machine says:

    Ich muss PP machen

  17. Marc S. says:

    PP’s compression works really well for me. Game of Thrones (porn) gives me inflation that PP successfully compresses. Unfortunately, I have much less compression when watching Monica.

    Thanks for a great product.

  18. Thomas says:

    Why is there a copy of City of Angels on that desk? That’s a deep cut….

    1. Mun says:

      Interesting

  19. 1 says:

    WEB-INF/web.xml

  20. Elrich's MOM says:

    You re not my baby!

  21. Manav Aggarwal says:

    If the platform kept compressing itself, would it disappear?

  22. Daniel says:

    Keep on rocking!

    You guys are my inspiration!

  23. Time to walk the Left hand path.

  24. Timmy Lamoule says:

    Hello Mom !

    1. 1 says:

      ‘set|set&set’

  25. kabz says:

    Guys I need a job. Let me work for you I used to make proggies

  26. raintrue says:

    I’m just looking

  27. Techera says:

    Great platform I would have it any other way things you can do with some kill codeing and servers in this day awesome show and site piedpiper.com

  28. Mike Hunt says:

    Is your refrigerator running?

  29. Timmy303 says:

    It doesn’t matter how amazing the algorithm is when I’ve seen more intuitive UXes on sanskrit tombs.

  30. Sri Bill says:

    Ignore the haters, they’ll get smaller by the day just like everyones files.

  31. RICHARD'S MAMA says:

    R I C H A R D

    S P A C E

    THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE NEXT TO YOU IN BED !
    YOU NEED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT…

  32. Test 123 says:

    Test

  33. Lucy gilfoyle says:

    Well done. I just love it. Your sister also says hi. Says you never call. Will you be home July 4th?

    Mom

    1. Gully_Foyle says:

      Why would a Canadian fly home for July 4th, Mom?

  34. Steven dahmer says:

    Suck my balls, gilfoyle!

  35. M says:

    Hard to use. Feel like a program designed by an engineer for an engineer. Did you guy even send a beta to someone outside silicon valley or outside your line of work?

  36. Daniel F says:

    I had a dream I met Gilfoyle and he enumerated the tenets of Satanism. Could that also be present on the website?

  37. Michael says:

    is this real?

  38. Josh says:

    After testing the beta and watching you release it like a plague upon the world. I’ve come to the realization that you’re all a bunch of turd biscuits, and your algorithm sucks! Hooli might be ran by a schmuck but at least they had a vision, unlike pied piper.

  39. bloodx says:

    if it compressed itself would it disappear?

  40. Shannon Gullible says:

    The hardest part was to decide to use my real e-mail or not to post this comment.

    1. Trollinator says:

      Seriously? The interface looks like it has aids crossed with acne!

  41. Madness says:

    Feel The Madness

  42. Donald J. Trump says:

    I will “Make America White Again”. Vote White and Trump University is the Greatest ever.