astroport/www/LOVELand/A/mr-hendricks-goes-to-washin.../index.html

301 lines
20 KiB
HTML
Raw Blame History

This file contains ambiguous Unicode characters

This file contains Unicode characters that might be confused with other characters. If you think that this is intentional, you can safely ignore this warning. Use the Escape button to reveal them.

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<!-- Mirrored from astroport.com/mr-hendricks-goes-to-washington/ by HTTrack Website Copier/3.x [XR&CO'2014], Sat, 23 Nov 2019 17:51:31 GMT -->
<!-- Added by HTTrack --><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8" /><!-- /Added by HTTrack -->
<head>
<link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title="Astroport &raquo; Mr. Hendricks Goes to Washington! Comments Feed" href="feed/index.html" />
<script type="text/javascript">
window._wpemojiSettings = {"baseUrl":"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/72x72\/","ext":".png","source":{"concatemoji":"http:\/\/astroport.com\/wp\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-emoji-release.min.js?ver=4.5.2"}};
!function(a,b,c){function d(a){var c,d,e,f=b.createElement("canvas"),g=f.getContext&&f.getContext("2d"),h=String.fromCharCode;if(!g||!g.fillText)return!1;switch(g.textBaseline="top",g.font="600 32px Arial",a){case"flag":return g.fillText(h(55356,56806,55356,56826),0,0),f.toDataURL().length>3e3;case"diversity":return g.fillText(h(55356,57221),0,0),c=g.getImageData(16,16,1,1).data,d=c[0]+","+c[1]+","+c[2]+","+c[3],g.fillText(h(55356,57221,55356,57343),0,0),c=g.getImageData(16,16,1,1).data,e=c[0]+","+c[1]+","+c[2]+","+c[3],d!==e;case"simple":return g.fillText(h(55357,56835),0,0),0!==g.getImageData(16,16,1,1).data[0];case"unicode8":return g.fillText(h(55356,57135),0,0),0!==g.getImageData(16,16,1,1).data[0]}return!1}function e(a){var c=b.createElement("script");c.src=a,c.type="text/javascript",b.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(c)}var f,g,h,i;for(i=Array("simple","flag","unicode8","diversity"),c.supports={everything:!0,everythingExceptFlag:!0},h=0;h<i.length;h++)c.supports[i[h]]=d(i[h]),c.supports.everything=c.supports.everything&&c.supports[i[h]],"flag"!==i[h]&&(c.supports.everythingExceptFlag=c.supports.everythingExceptFlag&&c.supports[i[h]]);c.supports.everythingExceptFlag=c.supports.everythingExceptFlag&&!c.supports.flag,c.DOMReady=!1,c.readyCallback=function(){c.DOMReady=!0},c.supports.everything||(g=function(){c.readyCallback()},b.addEventListener?(b.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",g,!1),a.addEventListener("load",g,!1)):(a.attachEvent("onload",g),b.attachEvent("onreadystatechange",function(){"complete"===b.readyState&&c.readyCallback()})),f=c.source||{},f.concatemoji?e(f.concatemoji):f.wpemoji&&f.twemoji&&(e(f.twemoji),e(f.wpemoji)))}(window,document,window._wpemojiSettings);
</script>
<style type="text/css">
img.wp-smiley,
img.emoji {
display: inline !important;
border: none !important;
box-shadow: none !important;
height: 1em !important;
width: 1em !important;
margin: 0 .07em !important;
vertical-align: -0.1em !important;
background: none !important;
padding: 0 !important;
}
</style>
<link rel='stylesheet' id='main-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/style3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='stylesheet' id='fonts-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/css/fonts3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='stylesheet' id='header-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/css/header3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='stylesheet' id='footer-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/css/footer3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='stylesheet' id='home-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/css/home3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='stylesheet' id='post-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/css/post3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='stylesheet' id='our-developers-css' href='../app/themes/joystick-v20/css/our-developers3428.css?ver=4.5.2' type='text/css' media='all' />
<link rel='https://api.w.org/' href='../wp-json/index.html' />
<link rel="EditURI" type="application/rsd+xml" title="RSD" href="../wp/xmlrpc0db0.php?rsd" />
<link rel="wlwmanifest" type="application/wlwmanifest+xml" href="../wp/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml" />
<link rel='prev' title='Fort Piper Stands!' href='../fort-piper-stands/index.html' />
<link rel='next' title='Bullshit Company “Blog”' href='../bullshit-company-blog/index.html' />
<meta name="generator" content="WordPress 4.5.2" />
<link rel="canonical" href="index.html" />
<link rel='shortlink' href='../indexd909.html?p=1138' />
<link rel="alternate" type="application/json+oembed" href="../wp-json/oembed/1.0/embed15bd.json?url=http%3A%2F%2Fastroport.com%2Fmr-hendricks-goes-to-washington%2F" />
<link rel="alternate" type="text/xml+oembed" href="../wp-json/oembed/1.0/embed45de?url=http%3A%2F%2Fastroport.com%2Fmr-hendricks-goes-to-washington%2F&amp;format=xml" />
<script type="text/javascript" src="../app/plugins/si-captcha-for-wordpress/captcha/si_captcha5750.js?ver=1574531134"></script>
<!-- begin SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam - login/register form style -->
<style type="text/css">
.si_captcha_small { width:175px; height:45px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:10px; }
.si_captcha_large { width:250px; height:60px; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:10px; }
img#si_image_com { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
img#si_image_reg { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
img#si_image_log { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
img#si_image_side_login { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
img#si_image_checkout { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
img#si_image_jetpack { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
img#si_image_bbpress_topic { border-style:none; margin:0; padding-right:5px; float:left; }
.si_captcha_refresh { border-style:none; margin:0; vertical-align:bottom; }
div#si_captcha_input { display:block; padding-top:15px; padding-bottom:5px; }
label#si_captcha_code_label { margin:0; }
input#si_captcha_code_input { width:65px; }
p#si_captcha_code { clear: left; padding-top:10px; }
.si-captcha-jetpack-error { color:#DC3232; }
</style>
<!-- end SI CAPTCHA Anti-Spam - login/register form style -->
<link rel="icon" href="../Alogo.png" sizes="32x32" />
<link rel="icon" href="../Alogo.png" sizes="192x192" />
<link rel="apple-touch-icon-precomposed" href="../Alogo.png" />
<meta name="msapplication-TileImage" content="../Alogo.png" />
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="ie=edge">
<title>Astroport</title>
<link rel="icon"
type="image/ico"
href="../app/themes/joystick-v20/images/pp-fav.ico">
</head>
<body class="single single-post postid-1138 single-format-standard">
<header class="main-header">
<div class="navigation-container">
<div class="main-logo">
<a href="../index.html">
<img class="logo_image" src="../images/astrologo.png" alt="Main Logo">
<img class="logo_mobile" src="../app/themes/joystick-v20/images/logo_mobile.png" alt="Main Logo">
</a>
</div>
<div class="main-navigation">
<div class="menu-siliconvalley-s6-container"><ul id="menu-siliconvalley-s6" class="menu"><li id="menu-item-1260" class="menu-item menu-item-type-post_type menu-item-object-page menu-item-1260"><a href="../index.html">Commencez</a></li>
<li id="menu-item-1261" class="menu-item menu-item-type-post_type menu-item-object-page menu-item-1261"><a href="../our-developers/index.html">La transition</a></li>
<li id="menu-item-1262" class="menu-item menu-item-type-post_type menu-item-object-page menu-item-1262"><a href="../company-news/index.html">Maintenant</a></li>
</ul></div> </div>
</div>
</header>
<script>
window.onscroll = function () {
resizeHeader()
}
function resizeHeader() {
if (document.body.scrollTop > 80 || document.documentElement.scrollTop > 80) {
document.querySelector(".main-header").classList.add("resized")
} else {
document.querySelector(".main-header").classList.remove("resized")
}
}
</script>
<div class="post-container">
<article class="post-1138 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized">
<article>
<h3 class="title"><a href="index.html" title="Mr. Hendricks Goes to Washington!">Mr. Hendricks Goes to Washington!</a></h3>
<p class="post-info">
<span class="author">By&nbsp;Jared Dunn</span>
</p>
<div class="thumbnail">
<img width="1920" height="1080" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.piedpiper.pro/app/uploads/2019/10/sv-s06-ep01-00-1920.jpg" class="attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="sv-s06-ep01-00-1920" srcset="http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.piedpiper.pro/app/uploads/2019/10/sv-s06-ep01-00-1920.jpg 1920w, http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.piedpiper.pro/app/uploads/2019/10/sv-s06-ep01-00-1920-300x169.jpg 300w, http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.piedpiper.pro/app/uploads/2019/10/sv-s06-ep01-00-1920-768x432.jpg 768w, http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.piedpiper.pro/app/uploads/2019/10/sv-s06-ep01-00-1920-1024x576.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px" /> </div>
<div class="content">
<p>Hello again from Pipertown, USA! Please forgive me for my absence from writing. I wish I knew where to begin, but I have to say that much is different in this little neighborhood of ours. And our mayor Richard Hendricks is transforming this boom town into a bonafide metropolis!</p>
<p>As you all know by now, our homegrown cherry tomato Richard Hendricks has gone from our quaint little farm to the big table of Capitol Hill! Watching him was nothing short of inspiring, and Glorias friend Nancy even said, “is that Jimmy Stewart up there?!” In fairness Nancy may have been confused as I was playing the audio of Richards senate hearing over the video of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.</p>
<p>Richards Senate performance displayed his dedication to internet privacy for all, and my heart sings knowing the world has someone like Richard in it. I will say, now that he is out on the worlds stage, there is less of him for me. He is a man pulled in a thousand directions, but like everyone else, I have to learn how to not be so greedy. For instance right when he got back, I so badly wanted to ask him if he realized he would have so much chemistry with Senator Ben Cardin, but I realized if I asked Richard about Senator Cardin in front of everyone Richard would have to spend hours fielding questions about him.</p>
<p>Id be lying if I said there werent times when I longed for more time with Richard. I used to be his go-to guy for brainstorming and scaring away crows when they were too close. However my problems seem to be of the champagne variety — my little cherry tomato has grown into a full blown beefsteak, and Astroport is a caprese salad that everyone needs to enjoy. Color this farmer proud! Stay tuned Pipers, more big things to come from this page!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<footer>
</footer>
<div class="comment">
<div class="numcomments">
Comments (2)
</div>
<div id="respond" class="comment-respond">
<h3 id="reply-title" class="comment-reply-title"> <small><a rel="nofollow" id="cancel-comment-reply-link" href="index.html#respond" style="display:none;">Cancel reply</a></small></h3> <form action="http://astroport.com/wp/wp-comments-post.php" method="post" id="commentform" class="comment-form">
<p class="comment-notes"><span id="email-notes">Your email address will not be published.</span> Required fields are marked <span class="required">*</span></p><p class="comment-form-comment"><label for="comment">Comment</label> <textarea id="comment" name="comment" cols="45" rows="8" maxlength="65525" aria-required="true" required="required"></textarea></p><p class="comment-form-author"><label for="author">Name <span class="required">*</span></label> <input id="author" name="author" type="text" value="" size="30" maxlength="245" aria-required='true' required='required' /></p>
<p class="comment-form-email"><label for="email">Email <span class="required">*</span></label> <input id="email" name="email" type="text" value="" size="30" maxlength="100" aria-describedby="email-notes" aria-required='true' required='required' /></p>
<p class="comment-form-url"><label for="url">Website</label> <input id="url" name="url" type="text" value="" size="30" maxlength="200" /></p>
<div class="si_captcha_small"><img id="si_image_com" src="../app/plugins/si-captcha-for-wordpress/captcha/securimage_showa55c.png?si_sm_captcha=1&amp;si_form_id=com&amp;prefix=KyeOfFch2mkbFAB6" width="132" height="45" alt="CAPTCHA" title="CAPTCHA" />
<input id="si_code_com" name="si_code_com" type="hidden" value="KyeOfFch2mkbFAB6" />
<div id="si_refresh_com">
<a href="#" rel="nofollow" title="Refresh" onclick="si_captcha_refresh('si_image_com','com','/app/plugins/si-captcha-for-wordpress/captcha','../app/plugins/si-captcha-for-wordpress/captcha/securimage_show2c00.png?si_sm_captcha=1&amp;si_form_id=com&amp;prefix='); return false;">
<img class="si_captcha_refresh" src="../app/plugins/si-captcha-for-wordpress/captcha/images/refresh.png" width="22" height="20" alt="Refresh" onclick="this.blur();" /></a>
</div>
</div>
<p id="si_captcha_code">
<input id="si_captcha_code" name="si_captcha_code" type="text" />
<label for="si_captcha_code" >CAPTCHA Code</label><span class="required">*</span>
</p>
<p class="form-submit"><input name="submit" type="submit" id="submit" class="submit" value="Post Comment" /> <input type='hidden' name='comment_post_ID' value='1138' id='comment_post_ID' />
<input type='hidden' name='comment_parent' id='comment_parent' value='0' />
</p> </form>
</div><!-- #respond -->
<section id="comments" class="comments">
<ol class="comment-list">
<li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="comment-498793">
<div id="div-comment-498793" class="comment-body">
<div class="comment-author vcard">
<img alt='' src='http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/e99d00cfaba7e298e95ac02a74330136?s=32&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g' srcset='http://2.gravatar.com/avatar/e99d00cfaba7e298e95ac02a74330136?s=64&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn">Dante</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
<div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="index.html#comment-498793">
October 29, 2019 at 6:00 am</a> </div>
<p>Yeah Richard!</p>
<div class="reply"><a rel='nofollow' class='comment-reply-link' href='indexcc29.html?replytocom=498793#respond' onclick='return addComment.moveForm( "div-comment-498793", "498793", "respond", "1138" )' aria-label='Reply to Dante'>Reply</a></div>
</div>
</li><!-- #comment-## -->
<li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="comment-498768">
<div id="div-comment-498768" class="comment-body">
<div class="comment-author vcard">
<img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/62240854e6ed051ca86cbd24c4153b8e?s=32&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g' srcset='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/62240854e6ed051ca86cbd24c4153b8e?s=64&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn"><a href='https://sorcial.com/' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Mehmet Ali</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
<div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="index.html#comment-498768">
October 28, 2019 at 2:10 pm</a> </div>
<p>Wow</p>
<div class="reply"><a rel='nofollow' class='comment-reply-link' href='indexa027.html?replytocom=498768#respond' onclick='return addComment.moveForm( "div-comment-498768", "498768", "respond", "1138" )' aria-label='Reply to Mehmet Ali'>Reply</a></div>
</div>
</li><!-- #comment-## -->
</ol>
</section>
</div>
</article>
</div>
<script type='text/javascript' src='http://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/gsap/2.1.3/TweenMax.min.js?ver=4.5.2'></script>
<script type='text/javascript' src='../app/themes/joystick-v20/js/animations3428.js?ver=4.5.2'></script>
<script type='text/javascript' src='../app/themes/joystick-v20/js/device3428.js?ver=4.5.2'></script>
<script type='text/javascript' src='../app/themes/joystick-v20/js/ieFix3428.js?ver=4.5.2'></script>
<script type='text/javascript' src='../wp/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min3428.js?ver=4.5.2'></script>
<script type='text/javascript' src='../app/plugins/si-captcha-for-wordpress/captcha/si_captcha5152.js?ver=1.0'></script>
<footer>
<div class="social-links-wrapper">
<div class="social-links">
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/SiliconHBO" target="_blank">
<img src="../app/themes/joystick-v20/images/ic_facebook.svg" class="social-link"/>
</a>
<a href="http://twitter.com/SiliconHBO" target="_blank">
<img src="../app/themes/joystick-v20/images/ic_twitter.svg" class="social-link"/>
</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/siliconhbo" target="_blank">
<img src="../app/themes/joystick-v20/images/ic_instagram.svg" class="social-link"/>
</a>
</div>
</div>
<div class="message">
The old Astroport “flute player” logo was referencing a fairytale character and in no way was meant to
suggest a
sexual act involving either the mouth or ear of the figure depicted. Apologies to any who were offended.
</div>
<div class="copyright">
<br>©2019 Home Box Office, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This website may contain mature content.<br>
<a href="https://www.hbo.com/privacy-policy" target="_blank">Privacy | </a>
<a href="https://www.hbo.com/terms-of-use" target="_blank">Terms</a>
</div>
</footer>
<!--Lines animations-->
<script>
(function () {
var imagesContainer;
var windowHeight;
var hasLinesBeenAnimated = false
tl = new TimelineMax()
function init() {
imagesContainer = document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never');
windowHeight = window.innerHeight;
}
function checkPosition() {
if (imagesContainer == null || imagesContainer === 'undefined') return
var positionFromTop = imagesContainer.getBoundingClientRect().top;
if (positionFromTop - windowHeight <= 0 && !hasLinesBeenAnimated) {
hasLinesBeenAnimated = true
if (window.innerWidth > 660) {
var linesTl = new TimelineMax({delay: 1.5})
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .lines'), 1, {height: 0})
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_identity'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.5')
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_data'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.15')
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_privacy'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.15')
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_thunder'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.15')
} else {
var linesTl = new TimelineMax({delay: 1.5})
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_identity'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
})
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_data'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.15')
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_privacy'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.15')
linesTl.from(document.querySelector('#the-web-you-never .img_thunder'), 0.5, {
opacity: 0,
scale: 0.6
}, '-=0.15')
}
}
}
window.addEventListener('scroll', checkPosition);
window.addEventListener('resize', init);
init();
checkPosition();
})();
</script>
</body>
<!-- Mirrored from astroport.com/mr-hendricks-goes-to-washington/ by HTTrack Website Copier/3.x [XR&CO'2014], Sat, 23 Nov 2019 17:51:33 GMT -->
</html>