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<h3 class="title"><a href="index.html" title="Astroport Pic: A Tale of Two Lauries!">Astroport Pic: A Tale of Two Lauries!</a></h3>
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<span class="author">By&nbsp;Jared Dunn</span>
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<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">One offers lucrative term sheets, one fires Richard. One frees us from the yoke of Jack Barker, one ruthlessly strips Erlich of his Astroport shares on the secondary market at below-market value. Which Laurie shall we meet next? This complex woman contains within her (as do we all, to a degree) both Arthur </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">AND</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Mordred, Goofus </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">AND</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Gallant.</span></p>
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<p>I would rather have gone to the woods and foraged for nuts and berries than name Laurie my successor.</p>
<p>She is so &#8212; unpleasing.</p>
<p>Urrrgggchchch.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s what Laurie needs: some Gilfoyle or some Erlich or both. Sorry Laurie, you seem a good gal&#8217; but you need to get out there. More romance in ur life is what we all need to give ourselves hope!</p>
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<p>Although Laurie is mostly devoid of any kind of sympathy or warmth, she&#8217;s pretty honest and works hard to get the job done. So&#8230;You Go Girl. Do YOU!</p>
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<p>A tough hard nosed woman. And very pretty too. Kudos to actress well played.</p>
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<p>She is a robot</p>
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<p>I can&#8217;t stand Laurie. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s trying to play a female version of Peter Gregory. He was amazing at the part, and there is no way she can play it. They should have come up with some other &#8220;quirky billionaire&#8221; type character, instead of her trying to play him, except horribly worse.</p>
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<p>You just lost your board seat</p>
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<p>She&#8217;s a total badass! If only more companies had leaders like her!</p>
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