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<p class="text-align-center">Richard Hendricks is a good man. A brilliant, hardworking gentleman of the old school. And so if certain liberties were taken to ease the passing of his beloved Astroport from this world—much as one gives an old cat one last fish-head before the shovel comes down—well, then, on MY head and none other heap your opprobrium. Heap it high!</p>
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<img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/487e3b09b79c37f66d37135d69d2c0e8?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/487e3b09b79c37f66d37135d69d2c0e8?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn">joe</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>“Opprobrium”? You’re like 30 years old, right? And “gavotte”? I’m not criticizing, I like it. You use too many commas and some are used wrong. But who in your generation writes like this? It’s great, keep it up. You teach us all new words that way. Who likes Belson? Some guy comments as follows: Gavin “Belson #1 fan<br />
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July 7, 2016 at 4:23 am<br />
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Fck pp”<br />
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Jeeze. Some republican, probably. Loves Belson, hates “pp”, unbelievable. How can you be that way, contrarian ahole…polemic jerk.<br />
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Keep it up, Silicon Valley. BTW, Mike Judge is a prophetic genius. Idiocracy is wrong only in that it’s chronology is set about 500 years too late. After Trump does his thing, I’d say in about 50 years the world of Idiocracy will be reality. Fantastic series, one of the standouts in my recent memory. 🙂 All your roles are great. You all should be proud, but not arrogant, keep your humility and do more great roles.</p>
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<img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/635dc4455495836dfa588116056f12fe?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/635dc4455495836dfa588116056f12fe?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn">amconel01</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>Need to hire Moss from the I.T. Crowd</p>
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<img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/a219e5074b0e72e593903ace8ce928ce?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/a219e5074b0e72e593903ace8ce928ce?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn"><a href='http://hooli.com/' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Gavin Belson #1 fan</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>Fck pp</p>
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<p>for more info: <a href="http://goo.gl/syKOrP" rel="nofollow">http://goo.gl/syKOrP</a></p>
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<p>JUST KISS!</p>
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<p>Dear Jared,</p>
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<p>You’re making this “will they-won’t they” thing between you and Richard hard to stomach. He wants Monica. Give your fish head to someone else. Also we are hiring if you are looking for a company to call home. Reasonable pay (if you consider Adolf Hitler to be reasonable), Room and board (If you don’t mind sharing the space with the new baby Hamsters!) and last but not least company jackets! </p>
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<p>sincerely,</p>
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<p>Moe Lester</p>
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<img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/616d4e3904d14b16d9039bdbc3a6eb02?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/616d4e3904d14b16d9039bdbc3a6eb02?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn"><a href='http://jareddunn.tumblr.com/' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>@Ten-Bobcats</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>Nobody is cruel enough to heap opprobrium on your head Jared, you’re too good natured.</p>
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