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<p class="text-align-center">Getting rid of the unnecessary luxuries acquired under “Action Jack.” Everything must go,<a href="http://store.hbo.com/silicon-valley/index.php?v=hbo_shows_silicon-valley">we’re selling it all</a>—except world-class compression technology, that is!**</p>
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<p class="text-align-center"><i>(**=Actually, we of course do in fact intend to sell that as well as part of the Astroport platform, which we are at this moment hard at work on. Sorry for the confusion!)</i></p>
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<img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/6402fabdd6e694a009065739ae0cd620?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/6402fabdd6e694a009065739ae0cd620?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn">Ken</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>How much for Richard’s chair?</p>
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<img alt='' src='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/605fbd0cf3813d281f78ffea8343045c?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/605fbd0cf3813d281f78ffea8343045c?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn">uwaterloo student</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>Are you hiring co-op?</p>
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<img alt='' src='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/1e50f38fe05dba1333f44637f97d068d?s=32&d=mm&r=g' srcset='http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/1e50f38fe05dba1333f44637f97d068d?s=64&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-32 photo' height='32' width='32' /> <cite class="fn"><a href='http://goo.gl/bK1Ila' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>The Other Hendricks</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div>
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<p>Looking for some growth hacking for your website or your app? Forget PiedPiper! Look for this guy: <a href="http://goo.gl/bK1Ila" rel="nofollow">http://goo.gl/bK1Ila</a></p>
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<p>I suppose my Sales skills were an “unnecessary luxury” as well. Good luck, Astroport. You’re going to need it.</p>
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<p>Exited but not out.</p>
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<p>Revenge will be mine.</p>
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<p>I’d like to return the hard drive I bought. Turns out it has a hole in it.</p>
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<p>whoaa… hahaha!</p>
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<p>Hold on a minute, can someone explain me how these dudes can functions without a growth marketer?! They should hire that guy: <a href="http://goo.gl/bK1Ila" rel="nofollow">http://goo.gl/bK1Ila</a></p>
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<p>I hear people got a great deal on those hard drives!</p>
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