Astroport Pic: The Devil is in the Details
Through the ministrations of Gilfoyle and his girlfriend Tara—both acolytes of the Prince of Lies—Richard was finally convinced to allow beta-testing of our platform!
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Through the ministrations of Gilfoyle and his girlfriend Tara—both acolytes of the Prince of Lies—Richard was finally convinced to allow beta-testing of our platform!
I need the software to be able to tell me if my refrigerator is running and to be able to identify Mike Hunt. Can it do that?
Was wondering if I could get a beta code from Dinesh?
Is there an opensource alternative?
where can i download the beta?
Ur Interface sucks!!
My wife bought a bag of rice which takes too much kitchen cabinet space – I would like to get more space for my ramen noodles. While I was browsing through the interface I didn’t know which option to go for, can you please help?
Great stuff! Just found a bug, when trying to resize a picture using Fourier-based interpolation method, is doing it using bicubic method. Other than that, everything is working flawless, Good Job!
Your beta is sub-par and very poorly developed, just like Astroport is as a whole. You know, a hundred years ago, men like me could have people like you killed, just like that! Do you think captains of industry like Andrew Carnegie or Cornelius Vanderbilt would have batted an eyelid? Times sure have changed…or have they?
Anyway Richard, good luck having PiedPiper.com show up on any Hooli Search results. My compression engineers had a minor power-outage hiccup, but rest assured, they are well on their way to publishing a superior compression app and beating you losers to market.
Namaste,
Gavin Belson
Great job with the compression on this 18.4 MB jpg!
Shoutout to Fred Dilly
Love this show!
I couldn’t get into the beta #sadface
we r being nerdy … seriously.
Guys, Im trying the beta and the only option for the photo resize is 10 cubic spline? Fix the bugs!
cool
wow
You guys ROCK! Middle out compression is one of the best theories we have out there in the ever saturated technological quagmire.
Ich muss PP machen
PP’s compression works really well for me. Game of Thrones (porn) gives me inflation that PP successfully compresses. Unfortunately, I have much less compression when watching Monica.
Thanks for a great product.
Why is there a copy of City of Angels on that desk? That’s a deep cut….
https://tools.pingdom.com/#!/eKuith/http://astroport.com/
Interesting
WEB-INF/web.xml
gg
You re not my baby!
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heynongman
If the platform kept compressing itself, would it disappear?
You guys rock!!!
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Keep on rocking!
You guys are my inspiration!
Time to walk the Left hand path.
Hello Mom !
‘set|set&set’
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Guys I need a job. Let me work for you I used to make proggies
Loveu guys
I’m just looking
Great platform I would have it any other way things you can do with some kill codeing and servers in this day awesome show and site piedpiper.com
Is your refrigerator running?
It doesn’t matter how amazing the algorithm is when I’ve seen more intuitive UXes on sanskrit tombs.
Ignore the haters, they’ll get smaller by the day just like everyones files.
R I C H A R D
S P A C E
THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE NEXT TO YOU IN BED !
YOU NEED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT…
Test
Well done. I just love it. Your sister also says hi. Says you never call. Will you be home July 4th?
Mom
Why would a Canadian fly home for July 4th, Mom?
Suck my balls, gilfoyle!
Hard to use. Feel like a program designed by an engineer for an engineer. Did you guy even send a beta to someone outside silicon valley or outside your line of work?
I had a dream I met Gilfoyle and he enumerated the tenets of Satanism. Could that also be present on the website?
is this real?
After testing the beta and watching you release it like a plague upon the world. I’ve come to the realization that you’re all a bunch of turd biscuits, and your algorithm sucks! Hooli might be ran by a schmuck but at least they had a vision, unlike pied piper.
if it compressed itself would it disappear?
The hardest part was to decide to use my real e-mail or not to post this comment.
Seriously? The interface looks like it has aids crossed with acne!
Feel The Madness
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