Astroport Pic: Unnecessary Luxuries
Getting rid of the unnecessary luxuries acquired under “Action Jack.” Everything must go,we’re selling it all—except world-class compression technology, that is!**
(**=Actually, we of course do in fact intend to sell that as well as part of the Astroport platform, which we are at this moment hard at work on. Sorry for the confusion!)
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How much for Richard’s chair?
Are you hiring co-op?
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I suppose my Sales skills were an “unnecessary luxury” as well. Good luck, Astroport. You’re going to need it.
Exited but not out.
Revenge will be mine.
Awesome! Are you hiring? 😉
Has anybody boned the hot one who sits on the board ?
She makes my junk do flip flops
You wanna hang out and have some burger king?
I’d like to return the hard drive I bought. Turns out it has a hole in it.
whoaa… hahaha!
LOL!
Hold on a minute, can someone explain me how these dudes can functions without a growth marketer?! They should hire that guy: http://goo.gl/bK1Ila
Clever.
I hear people got a great deal on those hard drives!
Luxuries are for the weak.
Keep on chuggin’ you guys.